butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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