I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
