That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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