Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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