Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
P.S. I can't hear my feet
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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