my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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