He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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