we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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