TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Two words: nipple clamps
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