what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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