After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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