Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
