butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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