i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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