I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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