On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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