i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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