So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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