If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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