One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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