what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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