ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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