Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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