To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
wow bdsm is so cute
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize
