theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
