She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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