when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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