I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
