Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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