I smell stomach acid.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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