That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
