Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
