And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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