My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Fuck appropriateness.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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