I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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