So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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