This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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