why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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