Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
