god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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