i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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