No awkward lesbian experiences without me
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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