You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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