fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
