Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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