just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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