You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
