Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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