nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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