we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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