Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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